when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts
what the fuck is a lesbian haircut??
shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad
the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.
THAT MAN DRESSED LIKE MYRTLE SNOW IS EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE.
a true icon
when people say years young instead of years old
September 14th, 2014: Arriving in Instanbul, Turkey
My cat’s 19th birthday today! Kindergarten to Sophomore year of College
submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew